When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: 'Give me all your money or I'll shoot', the man shouted, 'That's not what I said!'6....ARE WE COMMUNICATING???A man spoke frantically into the phone: 'My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart'. 'Is this her first child?', the doctor asked. 'No! Jackass!' the man shouted, 'This is her husband!'7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!!In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a. He had found that a paper clip and a bit of magic made a nice little statue. He put the statue on the table by his bed and watched it walk around. He sighed wishing that the real Suzie was there with him. He had to spend the night in the hospital because of his concussion.For the tenth time that morning, he picked up the latest copy of the newspaper. His mother’s picture was on the front page. At least they had the decency to blur out the private bits. He sighed and said, “That’s another one. These thoughts of raping the boy were surprising to her as her orgasm built but his purity and submissiveness was causing her natural dominant side to run a bit wild. Totally abandoned to it now and with big boobs jiggling that he was unable to appreciate, she was pounding his face half expecting to hear a crack as his nose broke and conscious of how much it would excite her if it did. Past caring about the pleasure he was trying to give her with his lapping at her cunt but enjoying the sight. .. let me get you a drink. What would you like?”“Scotch rocks please John.”John fixed three drinks and handed Larry his as he lifted his own and toasted, “To close friendships Larry.”Larry looked at John and smiled warmly and repeated, “To very close friendships. You know John ... I’ve talked with Sue quite a bit but I’ve never had the pleasure of much time with you. You two are an attractive couple. I hope the three of us become much better friends, and perhaps Claire can join us next.
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