The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I d... with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint one of your testicles red and the other one blue. That night if she says ‘That’s the strangest pair of balls I ever saw’ you hit her with the shovel.”Steve went to the urologist complaining of discharge dripping from his penis, the doctor took one look and told him he had V.D.“No. Now I am no hot stud but definitely a smart looking guy with brown eyes. We had this gal at our University. Her name was Stacey. She was one hot gal, friends! No guy at the Univ, could walk by without checking her out more than twice. I too, ofcourse, had hots for her. Even though she was inarguably the hottest gal around, she had very little ego for that. This thing instantly drew me to her. Stacey would smile at even those guys who would openly shame her assets aloud. I never ever got a. "But I knew you wanted this to go out in the mail today." Then why the hell did you wait to the last minute to do them, you stupid girl!" shouted Sandra.The few people left in the office turned their heads at the noise. Sandra grabbed Rachel by the arm and jerked her into the office and slammed the door."Look from now on when you want me and my door is closed, you call me on the phone first, comprende?" Sandra growled."Yes," said Rachel.Her lack of fear seemed to enrage Sandra."Now look, I know. Oh. Cool.* And wet.What?* Oh, do I have to just tell you?Yes.* Men! Down there. Between my legs. It makes me hot.A hug?* Oh, yeah. Just thinking about it now does too.Oh. Well hey.* Anyway, I was telling you about last night. So I was thinking about you hugging me, and then I went to sleep.Just like that?* Well no. I read a book for a bit, to distract myself, you know.Why?* Well, because I didn't want to, you know. Do that.Why not?* I told you already. It makes me feel guilty.It shouldn't..
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