When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in th... cage in the back of the van."He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner."What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner."If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."This one is compliments of Chuck...A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.Student:. ” Chad stood in front of the counter, blocking her path.“What?” Kaylee said. “You fucking asshole. Who you think you are?”Chad sneered. “I’m a Kap Ep, and you’re not,” he said. “You’re at my party, in my house, drinking the booze I laid out for you. So yeah, you’ve got to play by my rules.”Kaylee turned to the rest of us. “Are you going to let him talk to me like that?”None of us answered. We just looked at each other. Brody and a few others walked up, apparently wanting to know what. " I told her I loved her!" Didn't you just meet her?" Yeah – my impulse control is shot to hell when I'm around her." What else have your impulses motivated you to do?" A gentlemen never kisses and tells, mother!" A gentlemen also doesn't tell a girl he loves her, less than five hours after meeting her." I don't know how long I'm going to be a gentleman around her. For the record – all we've done is kiss, but, what a kiss! Anyway, meet you on Friday night at 7:30 at Tremonti Ristorante on. I trust Shelly to be in the office alone, but need to be there for her. When did that all change. Nick lets out a sigh. "Okay, Soon thought we need to take a vacation from work together and go someplace." I nod and grab his arm and drag him to the shower. I finally push him out of the shower and tell him I need to finish shaving and don't need his help or hindrance. He pouts at me and leaves when I point at the shower door.I walk out and see clothes on the bed. For a minute I am a bit shocked.
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