The physicist says that the glass is not empty at all - it is half-filled with water and half-filled with air.The politician says that's not my glass,...mine was bigger.The drinker says "Who's buying the next round?"The poor person says "I'd rather have a glass half-empty than no glass at all."The rich person says "You can have whatever water trickles over the edge"The drunk says: Which glass?The Plumber says: You've got a leak.This one is compliments of DonYou Might Be A Conservative if...You've. All good things had to end. I finished the teasing despite of his repeated pleadings, I was really getting tired and feeling sleepy. Then quickly wore my skirt and escorted him to the elevator. This time I had to drag him in. He was reluctant and wanted more teasing. Before leaving, I informed him about the change in rules from tomorrow. He would only get one chance a day to guess the right color of my underwear. I said goodnight and we parted.I wonder what Victor must be thinking about me. But. A lady in burqa was standing front of me with her son of 8-10 years old. when the bus arrived everybody rushed into the bus as almost all the seats were filled lucky her son got a seat at the end of the row while she was standing front of me.The bus started moving there only a few inch gab between the lady and me she standing facing her back to me. In the next stop there was more people and a fat lady with her goods entered and placed it side of us and there was no place for her and me to move. “Step in here in the supply room,” She said.I walked in behind her trying not to look at her ass, but that didn’t happen.“Come here Rick and let’s get your weight, and then we’ll get measurements of your arms and legs,” She told me as I stepped on the scales.“Set them to one eighty five,” I told her.She did and they read actually one eighty nine. She then stood me up by the height chart and measured me at five feet eleven. I had gained four pounds and grown another inch, that is if there wasn’t.
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