What’s the difference between a lawn mower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawn mower.Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust fordi...ections: an in-tune bagpipe player, an out-of-tunebagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out-of-tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate youhave been hallucinating.Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? A. Add vibrato.Q. What’s the definition of a gentleman? A. Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn’t.Q. What’s the. Today he was wearing his standard guide uniform. Old style BDU army surplus cammie pants and a fluorescent red Pendleton shirt. And to top it off was a Mexican sombrero that he said he picked up in Oaxaca, Mexico. Why he was that far down south, he would never say. Just that he wouldn’t be going back anytime soon.I’d run into him a couple of times out in the bush. I’d even helped him out a couple of times. I was mostly tracking when he had a large group.For some reason, Suzy didn’t like him.. " said Jennifer."You're welcome." said Buffy."I'm ready to go now." said Jennifer."That's fine." said Buffy.Jennifer got up and began picking up her clothing, putting it back on. Buffy stood up and pulled her pants up. Clint stayed on the bed, lounging, watching the two women. When Jennifer was finished she went to the door and opened it. Then she went back to the bed and leaned over to kiss Clint one last time. Buffy heard her thank him for being so gentle with her. Then Buffy followed her. Nicole was (and probably still is) the textbook definition of a slut, and I loved her for it. We met at work, our first jobs out of college for both of us. We didn’t interact too much, until a few months in we went to a happy hour one Thursday night and I ended up at her place. We both called in sick the next day and couldn’t stop fucking. By the weekend, we were officially together.Fast forward nearly 18 months. We weren’t technically living together, but we were together every night. It.
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